Tofu & Tenderness (but never tender Tofu)
WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

Well I guess that would have to be a tie between being born, or the time I punched a laser-beam shark in the face with my flying spaghetti monster fist of pure awesome. Take your pick.

Oh great one, why are you so great?

Awesome, lots and lots of pure, canned 100% californian squeezed awesome. Its Elementary Watson.

This cat really is the best cat in the world (other than Mia and the Hornby cats) but this, this would be my cat. OOOOH LOOK A LITTLE KHHHAT!

My lovely friends.

In Montreal, wall yells at you!

In Montreal, wall yells at you!

I guess all those bullies in high school were right, I would end up taking the special bus, bastards…

I guess all those bullies in high school were right, I would end up taking the special bus, bastards…

Would all of Chers’ passengers please come to the desk in an orderly fashion? Its seems that there may be a larger number of people expecting to ride Cher today and as such we have adapted a number system; so please take a number and find a seat, we hope the wait for your Cher ride isn’t too long, please help yourself to the Cher refreshments and snacks while you wait and remember, if you believe in life after love…

Would all of Chers’ passengers please come to the desk in an orderly fashion? Its seems that there may be a larger number of people expecting to ride Cher today and as such we have adapted a number system; so please take a number and find a seat, we hope the wait for your Cher ride isn’t too long, please help yourself to the Cher refreshments and snacks while you wait and remember, if you believe in life after love…

Aliens do add good punchlines.

In the beginning, there was only ME!

hello there,

this be my first blog post on my very first blog and so I feel there should be a moment of silence, so go ahead, and take that minute right now I can wait… Done yet? Alrighty then lets move on shall we? I am an ex-Yukoner living currently in Montreal and there is a lot of snow here… I’m halfway through my station in this fair city and then will be moving to the great white north to finish my volunteer station, keep posted and I’m sure we will all discover some fun times.

Everyone here is willing to lend a hand.

This is where I should be right now…

This is where I should be right now…